Getting Old

My 10 best things about getting old :

1. My investment in Health Insurance is finally paying off
2. My secrets are safe with my friends because they can't remember them
3. My eyesight won't get much worse
4. The things I buy now won't wear out
5. In a hostage situation, I will likely be the first to be released
6. I sing along to elevator music
7. Arthritis makes it less likely I will lose my wedding ring
8. More and more people I hate are dead
9. Studies show, older people are happier
10. My favorite............ I can order off the seniors menu at IHOP